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Lots of guys build pipes as good as mine. For sure. And if you ask me, I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you right now Abe Herbaugh makes finer buttons. I’ll tell you right now Nate King, Bruce Weaver, and Clark Layton sandblast better than me. Andrew Staples… shinier. Scottie Piersel – more delicate. I’m not kidding. Check it out. But all those guys and especially Scottie… they’re Satanists. Yeah. They eat puppies, dude, for real. You gonna buy a pipe from a puppy eater? That’s right. So you’re better off here, where we don’t do that kind of thing.